I really fucking wish I was kidding.

President George W. Bush said Friday that while the current economic crisis has sent shock waves around the world, he believes steps taken by his administration have “laid the groundwork for a return to economic growth and job creation” early in the administration of President-elect Barack Obama.

Despite the fact that shit has gotten WAY worse AFTER they ‘took steps?’ There is really no end to this man’s balls. It’s like how you can measure curvature in the universe, but only over unimaginably large distances, thus proving euclidean geometry mostly right? Well, I imagine the surface of Herr Bush’s balls to give approximately the same measurements.

In slightly related news, as evidence the reason the AP and newspaper journalism in general is dying and really, really *needs* to, I present the following for your consideration:

Barack Obama’s cherished Blackberry slipped through his fingers Friday – but it was only a butterfingers moment.

Yes, it’s an Associated Press newswire article that’s been picked up by nearly every major news outlet. People are dying left and right at Israel’s hands and this is headline news of the moment in our society. Total intellectual bankruptcy. No wonder conservatives accuse Obama of being a celebrity. I bet FOX even reported on it while simultaneously talking shit on Obama’s celebrity.

This entry was posted on Friday, January 16th, 2009 at 09:46.