1:33:57 PM: me: hey, want to come to my wedding next year?
1:35:20 PM: him: As long as I’m not marrying you, sure 
1:35:31 PM: me: well…. /sigh, o-KAY
In other backend news, my blog is ranked #18 on google for “god’s miracles” for my trash-talking explosion over octomom. I also, for some reason, come up while googling “peachyforum naked girlfriend.” FTW?