About a minute in, shirtless Charles Bronson bathes, Axe-style, in this Japanese cologne called “MANDOM”

What I’d like to know, though, is where that manly pipe he was just gripping in his teeth moments before, when he flung grinning his shirt across the room with a manly pirouette? He has it in his mouth when he uncorks the MANDOM, but when he lifts the MANDOM in front of his manly cut chest, the pipe has disappeared.

It IS Charles Bronson though. Maybe he just ate that fucker.