“People should know that every day we are working without their best interests in mind,” Reid said. “But the goal here is not to push through some watered-down bill that only denies health care to a few Americans here and a few Americans there. The goal is to recognize that all Americans have a God-given right to proper medical attention and then make sure there’s no chance in hell that ever happens.”
“No matter what we come up with,” Reid continued, “rest assured that millions of citizens will remain dangerously uninsured, and the inflated health care industry will continue to bankrupt the country for decades.”
You know what I really love about this country? Our news satire is way closer to the truth than the real news… and it’s been proven in a court of law that news organizations have the right to lie to the public. Thanks FOX!
And we wonder why America is suffering a brain-drain.
I’d also like to note that Switzerland, by capita, is one of the wealthiest nations around. They have compassionate assisted suicide laws, 4 official languages, are neutral, democratic, have socialized healthcare and have an exceedingly low home-ownership rate.
But those things would just absolutely destroy our country. Just ask our Congress!
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