“Ham Doctor” was just one entry in a horrifying list we made up to shock the future. Here are the others, if you are so inclined:

Voltron Nightgown

Strawberry Smurf

Cherry Split

Caramel Pollock

Greasy Pumpkin

Tangy Slipper

“The Prestige”

Some of those definitely sound like they will have stories attached to them shortly. Especially since oh between 200 and 300 thousand people read the site this was posted on, on the update days.

Hopefully I’ll never run into a picture of a Greasy Pumpkin online. I can’t imagine the chthonic horrors involved.

Tags: it's funny laugh, wild speculation, yes this is really how I amuse myself

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 at 11:56.